crooked little vein

a capsule review i wrote for some facebook app:

A highly visual and incredibly fast-paced culturefuck, a wall of graffiti based on Spider Jerusalem's venom from Transmetropolitan with craks through which seep the cultural luddisms of a megachurch pedophile. A delightful and palpable pastiche of America But beyond all the gut-wrenching scrotum-clenching moments, and the general breeziness with which one should plow through this thing, a smile at almost every (other) turn. Also, it should be noted that this book inspired the phrase "scuzz fuckling cumbag" to emerge from my language parts, and I lay the entire weight of that burden squarely on Warren Ellis, an inimitable and hilarious and hopefully immortal human being.

facebook update

Just updated my facebook profile in ways that amuse me. I need to embark on a more ambitious online exposure campaign already. I think I'm just weird (and marketable) enough to be noticed in the right ways. Pay attention dammit!